Have the guys any advice on the women on the forum?????

ive heard they r pretty hard up in scotland and that wee bluenose fae england is a wee hard case.trying to get a feel of the place(hehehehehehe)if the place will let me.hee haw hee hawHave the guys any advice on the women on the forum?????
hello pat..think i liked your old name better...put it this way to be on to a promise just score an o.g in the old firm game..topbhoy space raiders ya wee cheapsake..lol





numpty below come back with some insults when they've dropped a bit pal..muppetHave the guys any advice on the women on the forum?????
lmao I am scottish and you damn well know it but just live in England,don't make me fly up to Scotland to find you.


The only thing you are going to feel is your butt on the bench next season.


I know you asked for the guys opinions but they don't have a clue about us you should just ask us ladies.





Erra you little charmer you,yes we all want you don't we lol
Paddy, I am copping a feel of two Swedish burds I started talking to on the now defunct ABBA section, they had been aware of the 'King of Kings' progress over here and I kept them informed...if you know what I mean.


Some of the wee hens on this forum seem awright but they come on a bit strong with Bacardi breath and streaky eye make up!!





Hail Hail
take them for a pizza,then a pub for a few pints of diesel and their legs will open to 180 degrees and stay like that for hours.
Turn it up Chas, sorry, Pat. Your are a bit of a 'snake-hips' with the ladies, I have witnessed your handy work in the past. Are you trying the shy, naive, type ?





Less of the 'old', thanks.
sorry pat, youre only going to get a shout after the girls have stopped lusting over me. and lets face it, thats not going to happen.





it is hard being a sex symbol, but im used to it.
give em a wee half bottle ahe the vino and a packet of space raiders and you'll get some....sh!t am i saying that out loud!!!!


a try ma best bluebell will a mix up and a cone dae instead he he
Dunno-but I went into the chemist this morning and was served by a gorgeous Swedish piece.I asked for a deeeodorrrrrrrrrrant in my best Swedish accent-She then asked 'BALL OR ARISSSSOLLLL'-I replied 'Neither it's for me armpeets!!'
just dont ask them about football...hell it gets them riled...
I thought you would have known all about the women,being a gynecologist and that..!!
that bluebells got about 7 granweans, is that auld para handy no in bed yet.
ha ha
well pat, let's put it this way, if you score the winner in an old firm game then you may be onto a promise! hahaha
do not fecking cross them !!! hee hee
Do you drink at the Oddfellows Arms?
whit they say go !!!!
mmmm, bacardi breath and streaky eye make up! my favourite!
wat the fook are u on about